- Anti Joke

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.