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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Your adopted.....

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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