What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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