Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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