- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Jeff

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Fine, ladies first.

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