There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

whats polish and black a polish black person

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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