What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Anthony sucks

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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