- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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