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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

knock knock who's there? faith

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Your gay

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Poop

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's blue? The sky.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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