What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

whats polish and black a polish black person

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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