- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

what goes boo a sock

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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