- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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