What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Your adopted.....

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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