- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Girls Lacrosse.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

your life

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What is your bill about? Clinton

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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