- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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