Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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my wife out of the kitchen

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