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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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