- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

batman has diarrhea

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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