What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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can you pass the soap?

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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