A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A man goes to the potty.

A man died.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

I just drank a cola.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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