- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

A man died.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

I just drank a cola.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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