What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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8===D

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Cheese

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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okay so theres this guy.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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SEX

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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