why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What would Muhammed do?

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

I love you

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

1d

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Robin, get in the car!

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