Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Anti Joke

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