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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

 

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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