- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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womens rights

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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