- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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a person who will soon die of beeties

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.