Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

what is orange? an orange

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

sorry got to poo

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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