Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

whats hairy and crys your mom

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

sorry got to poo

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

what is orange? an orange

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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