Guess what? Bananas

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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