- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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