What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Balls

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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