What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Anti Joke

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