knock knock no no you go now i clean

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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School

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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