- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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