- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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