Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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