Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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