- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

why are black people so fast? because there black

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the old man say? Im old

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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