- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

I like the color potato.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Nero, sure you are okay?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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