- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Screw it you write the joke.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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