What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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woman's rights

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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