- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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