- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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