why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Michael Brown

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Ily bae

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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