- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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