- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Your Mom The End.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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