- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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