What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What is the name of the car? What

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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