- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

12 niqqa 12.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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